Winter Olympics Doping & Fancy Bears

Winter-Olympics

Winter Olympics Pyeongchang – Five Circles that you can see through

The 2018 winter Olympics in South Korea was a fine sporting spectacle . Overshadowed slightly by several doping ‘scandals’ , as far as I can tell there were four athletes who failed dope tests at the 2018 Winter Olympics , two Russians , One Czech national and one athlete from Japan . It should be noted that the Japanese athlete failed a pre-competition dope test .

Ok , speed skaters , hockey players , bob sledders , maybe these athletes would be tempted to take ‘medication’ to aid performance in their respective sports .

But what about curling ?

The Russian curler Alexander Krushelnitsky failed a dope test after winning bronze in the mixed doubles curling event . It made the headlines in newspapers around the world . The dope test found traces of meldonium , the substance was placed on the World Anti-Doping Agency banned list in 2016 .

You have to ask whether Alexander Krushelnitsky was stupid or naive , or both . Surely he must have known that Russian athletes would face increased scrutiny at the games ? He must have also known that nearly every athlete that wins a medal faces a possible dope test . It is possible that he also assumed that a relatively sedate sport such as curling would slip under the radar .

It should be noted that both Russian athletes who failed dope tests at the Winter Olympics claimed that they did not take the banned substances , but then again they probably would say that . Would a sporting rival spike an athlete ? You would like to think not .

The I.O.C (International Olympic Committee) apparently came under pressure for having the nerve to allow any Russian athlete to compete in the games at all .

I must admit , I myself thought there was something very fishy about the curlers dope test , other commentators agree .

You would realistically think that the spooks would have better things to do , but unfortunately sport and politics are entwined so it is a possibility that somebody representing a ‘rival’ state would do this , probably just for a laugh if anything else . These types of people tend to tag onto any major sporting event , in fact they tend to tag onto any event at all where there is a chance of a free holiday , free food , free booze and free anything , maybe they really do not have anything better to do .


Other Events

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It has also been suggested that Russian state sponsored hackers with a beef against W.A.D.A (the World Anti Doping Agency) hacked the Olympic Committee and the doping body email accounts .

Again , you would think that any governing body of any super power would have better things to do . The hacks could have been any Russian hacker(s) , or any other hacker outfit from anywhere in the world .

Certain MSM sources stated that the hackers were directly linked to Russian PM Vladimir Putin himself , in fact he was the one who issued the orders , in revenge for the IOC banning the Russian team from the Winter Olympics . As usual the sources for this information were vague , but why let this trivial fact get in the way of a good headline and a bit of fake news .

Apparently the Fancy Bears have been hard at work in recent years , hacking everything in sight . Note the group are named Fancy BEARS , not fancy deer or fancy foxes , but Fancy BEARS . Quite obviously Russian , a dead give away if ever there was one .

The Fancy Bears targeted that hallowed home of pedophilia and establishment mouthpieces , the BBC .

  • Fancy Bear hackers were foiled by GCHQ from taking down the BBC
  • The Kremlin-supported cyber-gang also wanted to hack government sites
  • The Russian hackers had earlier crashed 11 French television stations 
  • Experts at GCHQ advised the BBC on how to improve their cyber security 

As indicated above those belligerent bears are not happy with just hacking , apparently they ALMOST DESTROYED France’s TV5 network , that would have been catastrophic .

Sources in the US administration were convinced the Bears were trying to influence the French (s)election , so it must be true . Those bad , bad , baaad Bears .

The Bears also targeted other UK TV stations including C4 , Sky & ITV .

Those bad men at the Kremlin were thwarted though , by the good guys at the Doughnut . Thank God for these saints and purveyors of truth and justice , I just hope that they placed some good ‘anti Bear hacking’ software on the TV stations infrastructure at the same time .

It was said that the Bears planned to disrupt the previous UK (s)election .

Thank God that never happened , the tireless crusaders of video gaming at the Doughnut thwarted the dastardly deed by “deploying a capability to protect government networks” .

DNC Hacking

Those nasty bears have also been trying to hack and influence the previous US (s)election .

Although many commentators are skeptical that the DNC hackers were actually bears , some people have suggested that the hackers may well have been lions , or even eagles .

It has been suggested that the FBI failed to warn many targets of the Fancy Bears hacking attempts , this seems to be a recurring theme with the FBI .

  1. Most Fancy Bear hacking targets weren’t warned by FBI

It doesn’t end there

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Putin – A bit like NEO , but better

It has also been sensationally reported that Russia actually hacked the Winter Olympics , well to be precise , they hacked computers used in the opening ceremony . Not only that , but they tried to frame North Korea , thus sabotaging a possible thaw in Korean relations formed during the Winter Olympics . These bears are bad , rrreeeally bad .

The Bears get ‘Tooled Up’

Not content with destroying our favorite past times of sport and TV , those Bears were also thought to be moving into arms trafficking and terrorism . Those Bears make me ssoooo angry .

Good job they were thwarted , I reckon they were going to aim the ordnance at the Winter Olympics .

Conclusion

The very timely hacking attempts could have been ham fisted Russian sponsored   attempts at political trickery and subversion . They could also be placed at the door of mischievous twenty something teenagers , or in fact they could be placed anywhere .

The anti Russian narrative does seem be never ending .

High ranking Kremlin spokesperson Sergei Chopakokov was asked whether he thought that some of the the Fancy Bears hacks were actually a feeble attempt to implicate Russia in hacking attempts that actually originated much closer to home .

His response was :

Does a bear shitski in the woodski ?


Related :

  1. Fancy Bears (Twitter)
  2. Fancy Bears – Olympic Hacks
  3. Index of Fancy Bears
  4. Fancy Bears hackers publish list of 150 footballers caught doping in 2015
  5. U.S. Senate in crosshairs of Russian hackers Fancy Bear, warns cybersecurity firm
  6. Fancy Bears Reveal Canadian Conspiracy Against Russian Sport
  7. Meet Fancy Bear and Cozy Bear, Russian groups blamed for DNC hack
  8. Fancy Bears Hack Releases Documents That Say Many Of Track and Field’s Biggest Stars Were “Likely Doping.”

Further Winter Olympics 2018 News :

  1. Ireland Clinch Gold In ‘Downhill On Empty Fertilizer Bag’ Event At The Winter Olympics
  2. So Brave! How This Privileged Young Man Turned His Multi-Million Dollar Hobby Into Winter Olympic Gold
  3. Dublin Teenager Scoops Gold In ‘Skulling Smirnoff Ice’ Event
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