Michael Fallon Wins Coveted Golden Poodle Award


Mattis seems unimpressed after Fallon’s “Trump & Theresa” joke

Yes , it has happened , UK defence secretary Michal ‘Capo’ Fallon has finally been awarded the Golden Poodle award for fawning , flattering flunkies . Fallon was awarded the coveted cup after praising US president Trump’s decision to continue the slaughter and destruction in Afghanistan in the name of corporate profit .

On receiving the award from US defence secretary James Mattis , a gleeful and glowing Fallon made the following speech :

“I would like to thank Donald Trump personally for this award , we have a lot in common , we both know the ‘art of the deal’ , the military corporate complex makes the deal and we nod our heads like donkeys . I am very good at nodding my head , an expert in fact . I would also like to thank the large multinational defence contractors for saving Europe from terrorists and helping to keep the UK public in check by helping us to install a surveillance state and stealing their personal freedom and cash . Of course the loss of freedom does not apply to us politicians , especially knighted politicians like myself . I would also like to thank the Don for suggesting how the UK should spend taxpayers cash in this joint venture , a venture which will definitely reduce terrorism and provide the UK with several crumbs from the table , as they say in political circles ‘a loaf given is worth several crumbs for a loafer’ .

Not only that , I have been promised a seat on the board of a large US corporation when I retire as well as a seat on the board of a major UK defence firm , who needs the UK taxpayer when you have a good mate like the Don . Thank you” (bows and nods head like a donkey) .

This momentous event marks a trio of Tory backslappers , boot lickers and brown nosers who have been awarded the world renowned trophy .

On being asked about Michael Fallon & his award Donald Trump stated :

“Yeah , Fallon ruffled my rug , what a joker , quite the clown , drinks too much as well – probably from a trough” .

Too true Donald , too true .

Related :

  1. Jimmy Fallon confronts Trump controversy: ‘I was devastated’
  2. Theresa May Wins Golden Poodle Award
  3. Boris Johnson Wins Golden Poodle Award

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  2. British Defence Secretary praises Donald Trump’s promise to keep US troops in Afghanistan
  3. Defence Secretary Sir Michael Fallon hints more British troops are needed to avoid ‘collapse’ of Afghanistan
  4. Sir Michael Fallon confirms more UK troops to be sent to Afghanistan
  5. Millions of refugees to head for Europe if UK pulls out of Afghanistan, says Defence Secretary Michael Fallon
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