Brexit – The more things change , the more they stay the same

The votes have been counted & the final score is : The people 1 , globalisation 0 .

Despite some commentators suspecting a rigged vote in favour of remain (ahem) , the British people have spoken & the majority (although a small majority) favour leaving the E.U. cesspool of corruption .

Below are the good & bad points of the referendum decision .

1.

Good : Political guffmaster David Cameron has resigned as P.M.

Bad : Political guffmaster Boris Johnson will now become P.M.

2.

Good : This Morning & Loose Women have been taken off air .

Bad : Replaced by endless blathering on Brexit .

3.

Good : Gold surges on the news .

Bad : The pound nosedives .

4.

Good : Endless immigration to a crowded Britain will now be halted .

Bad : It will start again with new Westminster legislation .

5 .

Good : Power & decision making stripped from the E.U. cesspool .

Bad : Power & decision making completely in the hands of the Westminster cesspool .

6 .

Good : Britain will now be handed back it’s sovereignty .

Bad : Sovereignty will now be firmly in the hands of the banks & cultocrats .

7 .

Good : TTIP negotiations now become irrelevant .

Bad : The US will now ‘deal’ directly with Westminster regarding BTTIP (British TTIP) .

8 .

Bad : The FTSE plunged in value .

Good : It will be back up next week .

9 .

Bad : The S.N.P will use this as an excuse for another referendum on independence .

Good : They might win this time .

10 .

Good : Endless bureaucracy & red tape from Europe will end .

Bad : This will be handed directly to your local council .

11 .

Good : There will be less cash for the Brussel’s gravy train to squander .

Bad : There will be more cash for the Westminster gravy train to squander .

12 .

Good : Good news for Donald Trump a Brexit supporter .

Bad : Bad news for David Beckham , a remain supporter .

13 .

Bad : New trade tariffs could result in higher costs for imported goods .

Good : These goods will be available at rock bottom prices from local entrepreneurs who ingeniously circumvent such petty regulations .

14 .

Good : Jeremy Corbyn now faces calls for his resignation following a poor campaign .

Bad : He will not resign .

15 .

Bad : Punters lost a fortune at the bookies banking on remain .

Good : I won a very small sum betting on Brexit .

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