The votes have been counted & the final score is : The people 1 , globalisation 0 .
Despite some commentators suspecting a rigged vote in favour of remain (ahem) , the British people have spoken & the majority (although a small majority) favour leaving the E.U. cesspool of corruption .
Below are the good & bad points of the referendum decision .
Good : Political guffmaster David Cameron has resigned as P.M.
Bad : Political guffmaster Boris Johnson will now become P.M.
Good : This Morning & Loose Women have been taken off air .
Bad : Replaced by endless blathering on Brexit .
Good : Gold surges on the news .
Bad : The pound nosedives .
Good : Endless immigration to a crowded Britain will now be halted .
Bad : It will start again with new Westminster legislation .
Good : Power & decision making stripped from the E.U. cesspool .
Bad : Power & decision making completely in the hands of the Westminster cesspool .
Good : Britain will now be handed back it’s sovereignty .
Bad : Sovereignty will now be firmly in the hands of the banks & cultocrats .
Good : TTIP negotiations now become irrelevant .
Bad : The US will now ‘deal’ directly with Westminster regarding BTTIP (British TTIP) .
Bad : The FTSE plunged in value .
Good : It will be back up next week .
Bad : The S.N.P will use this as an excuse for another referendum on independence .
Good : They might win this time .
Good : Endless bureaucracy & red tape from Europe will end .
Bad : This will be handed directly to your local council .
Good : There will be less cash for the Brussel’s gravy train to squander .
Bad : There will be more cash for the Westminster gravy train to squander .
Good : Good news for Donald Trump a Brexit supporter .
Bad : Bad news for David Beckham , a remain supporter .
Bad : New trade tariffs could result in higher costs for imported goods .
Good : These goods will be available at rock bottom prices from local entrepreneurs who ingeniously circumvent such petty regulations .
Good : Jeremy Corbyn now faces calls for his resignation following a poor campaign .
Bad : He will not resign .
Bad : Punters lost a fortune at the bookies banking on remain .
Good : I won a very small sum betting on Brexit .